How to Annoy People

Dear All,

So I passed by hubbys office today bc I had to get a few things done with one of the laptops(hubbys in IT). I was sitting at his desk facing his PC and I couldnt help but notice his boss's instant messages.....he wouldn't quit messaging it was sooo annoying!Did it EVER occur to him that hubbys working on something else?! Dammit!!! Heres what I mean:

Boss: dude, got time now yet?
Boss: u there dude?
Hubby: back
Hubby: sorry
Hubby:let's test xxxxxkwt?
Hubby: i put in full week 2 now
Hubby: want to do a full backup test?
Boss:well,lets do incremental first with another tape cartridge...
Boss: if it is still failing then insert clearning tape cartridge
Hubby: i dont have one :D
Boss:seriously??
Boss: come on...
Boss:i mentioned that to you last time

Boss: hello?
Boss: u there?

Hubby: yeah the problem is when we asked for the cleaning tapes too they're held up..along with xxxx's tape drive & other things..our supply chain isn't up to standards here
Boss: so hmmm...
Boss: do you have incremental week

Hubby: yep hang on lemme find it
Boss:hey you know djisan kho
Boss: ?
Hubby:check srv002
Hubby: nope never met him
Boss: that guy was asking abt his access problem (xxxxxkwt\operations folder) but it is already there
Boss: rather than i call him international, can you help check with him?
Boss: whenever you get a chance
Boss: he has been sending e-mails...
Hubby: ok --->That was ME actually answering hubby was still tied up with something else
Boss: im running incremental now
Boss: dude, see, xxxkwt incremental worked now
Boss: completed successfully

Boss: so this means you now only have 9 tape cartridges for xxxxkwt
Boss: throw away that incremental week 1 bad cartridge...
Boss: discard properly...
Boss: it contains user data there....
Boss :hello, u there? (Princesita:*bangs head on keyboard*)
Hubby: yeah im here watching the screen while working on another pc
Hubby: i will put it thru the shredder no worries ;)
Boss: do you have full week 2 to be inserted?
Boss do you have full week 2 to be inserted?
Hubby: yes i do
Hubby: hang on
Boss: done yet?
Boss: sorry, let's get this out of our way..
Boss: u there, dude?
Boss: u there, dude?(Princesita:*"AAGGHHHHH!"*)

And its goes on, the rambling, the repitition.....God I feel sorry for him sometimes that he has to deal with such incompetent, impatient and intolerant people like that.