While walking home.....

Salam All,

Just a little incident a collegue of mine experienced on what was supposedly to be a normal day...hehe:

hola guys,

Just a lil' amusing story about an incident that happened to me yesterday.I bet you guys will find it very very hillarious (especially AB) but for me it was the most absolutely horrifying experience..to put it into context,this was like a million times worse than cassandra's awful outfit.So I was walking home from work and this old man came up to me and ask me if I speak english. Now this guy looked like a tourist and had this lost look on his face, so being a good samaritan I naturally offered my help. It turned out that he's not a tourist, but a just a local eurasian and the reason why he asked me if I speak english is because he too thought I was a foreigner. And then he started asking me if I'm japanese or eurasian and I just said no, just malaysian guy...I dun like talking about my family background to strangers, but he knows i'm mixed blood. So this guy is not from KL and he wanted to go to the train station, so I walked him towards the station...Now this is when things gets worse for me and the part where you all start laughing. I soon realised that this guy is acting and talking a bit funny.He was really curious to find out about my ethnic background, he's really convinced one of my parents must be british. Then when he found out that I'm not married he kept telling me that a good looking guy like me should be married by now and lotsa compliments about how I look. I felt really uneasy (u know i dun react well to compliments even from girls) and my worst fear came true when he started speaking about himself. As it turns out this guy is a 52yr old gay transvestite!! X;{ X;{ X;{. He acts all girly, I was petrified when this guy screamed as we cross the road, a carnearly ran us over (that's what cars do on the road in KL). When hesquealed like a little girl I thought he was gonna jump into my arms!! He said that it was really nice of me to help him out, since no one seems to want to help him in KL....hmmm I wonder why?? I'm really bad at identifying gays and transvestites...i think i'm just too innocent when it comes to judging strangers.I couldn't take it anymore and when we passed my apartment I made an excuse and said I'm meeting a friend there. I really didn't want him to know thatI live there. Thank god the security at my place is tight...the gates arec losed all the time with 4 security guards on duty all the time. When i got home I felt soo disgusted, had to take a really looooong shower to clean myself, he didn't touch me but still...i'm paranoid!So lesson learnt....i should really stop helping strangers, next time I think I have to pretend to be on the mobile phone everytime I walk home so people won't ask me for help. Either that or I change into a more 'bad boy- mess with me and I'll shoot your balls off' look. Think I look too innocent and friendly for my own good. Maybe I should get a female escort...that way I won't get hit by so many gays and girls.Well, at least one good thing I can get out of this is that if things dungo well with the girls now i know i have other options! :-D :-D I wonder ifI can submit this as an RIR....